January 2012
“Do I really need to be with someone just so I can be loved?
Do I really need to...”
– (via soul-surfer)
“It’s like an earthquake - the land is still there, but the terrain is different.”
– dspence, on “Momgina” (via becomingbrina)
WELL, IT’S TRUE!
Alcoholiday Weekend
mentalflossr:
A 1913 New York Times article on portmanteaus includes the word “alcoholiday,” which describes leisure time spent drinking.
we just call it drinkation.
December 2011
Partying on New Year's Eve?
bowlingalley-lawyer:
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
this is pretty sweet.
Merry After Christmas!
twas the day after Christmas
and inside my pants
everything was all bloody
and crippled with cramps…
Just Placed My Annual LUSH Order →
The shop at MCO provides free shipping: 407-825-3174
You Want a Real Man? →
You can’t tell the difference between a boy and a man just by looking at him. Sometimes you can’t tell by talking to them, either. Even living with them, you can be deceived.
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Most Sureal Night of My Life
Buttercup: You mock my pain!
Dread Pirate Roberts: Life is pain, Highness. Anybody who says differently is selling something.
